Is Angelicism09 a Yarvin Cuck?
Notes on the Non-Left and the Republican Party Vice Presidential nominee
Some guy @pachabelcanon is accusing Angelicism09 of being a Yarvin Cuck for not being a Leftist, and more specifically, joyously and affirmatively enjoying the bliss of being a Non-Leftist. “Isn’t this, like, basically just Yarvin’s NRx?” he is asking Angelicism09.
First of all, congratulations to Curtis Yarvin for getting married to his beautiful “child bride” the past weekend. It must have been a surreal and strange occasion to have the techno-bohemian “dark elves” all in attendance in Berkeley celebrating the nupitals, only for the festivities to be punctured by the news of Donald Trump’s near-assassination. Trump came so close to dying that many speculated Divine Providence itself must have intervened to turn his head at the right moment, only to have the bullet graze his ear, coming an inch away from puncturing his skull. Simultaneously, rumors swirled around that JD Vance — who apparently texts back and forth with Curtis Yarvin, his favorite philosopher — would be chosen to be Trump’s Vice Presidential pick. Yarvin must have felt his own wedding to a be strange kind of coronation, as his own sphere of influence hovers closer to high office and the law of the land.
This guy JD Vance is basically the “Golden Light Chosen Boy” of Yarvin’s “dark elf” coalition. Word is this guy JD Vance follows Bronze Age Pervert, Lomez, Steve Sailer, and even complete retards like James Lindsay and Aimee Terese on X, showing his lack of taste or judgment. JD Vance is basically the average Dissident Right online user if he was enough of a clout chaser to clout chase his way all the way to the Vice Presidency, but NOT in a way which is cool or flattering to the Dissident Right. JD Vance is basically a Redditor whose favorite subreddit is the Dissident Right. JD Vance is very much like a Redditor (though there is no specific evidence that he ever used Reddit, it is confirmed that he used to play Magic the Gathering).
JD Vance is the first candidate on an American Presidential ticket to wear a full beard since Benjamin Harrison left office in 1893. This breaking with a time-honored tradition has occurred simply because JD Vance is a doughy boy whose smooth soft round chin would be embarrassing if he did not cover it up with a beard. JD Vance is a Soy Boy who ever since he decided to be a member of the Trumpist right has put on a bizarre performance of “reclaiming his masculinity” in a “traditionally conservative” way. However nothing could be further from the truth, because his manner of reclaiming his masculinity was to read Bronze Age Pervert and Niccolo Salo tweets about bringing back real men by having gay bareback bodybuilder sex, while going on Reddit in the other tab, and there is nothing traditional nor conservative about that.
JD Vance, Yale Law School graduate, began his career as a Lib who became a New York Times best selling author darling as he was able to be a White Uncle Tom House Cracka who would explain to the Libs why people in the Rust Belt voted for Trump despite their best interests. I haven’t read JD Vance’s book Hillbilly Elegy but from what I have read in reviews he basically throws his family under the bus and calls them hillbilly redneck retards who get addicted to meth due to their degenerate nature and then vote for Trump due to their retarded degenerated neural tissue and fetal alcohol syndrome whereas he is the Shining Star Golden Boy in school who got accepted to Yale Law due to trying hard and getting good grades and is too smart to support Trump but can understand from a sympathetic perspective why retards do. However JD Vance decided there wasn’t enough clout to chase by being a White House House Nigg🤯r so he decided that Trump is actually GOOD for the redneck retards, and that he would dickride Trump as hard as possible from that point on and be a cuck to Trump’s magnanimous presence, a strategy that carried him all the way to becoming Trump’s Vice Presidential pick.
However it is evident that Vance is a spiritual Coastal Elite because he is still obsessed with explaining redneckism to Libtards and shucking and jiving for the master, who in this case is the Cathedral who controls the media and thus determines who gets clout. JD Vance will attempt to perform some cringe live demonstration of how one can be “based” and a proud traditional conservative while also being smart, even though his soy aura of posture and predilection was reveals his lack of spontaneity and authenticity in this performance. To Yarvin’s credit, he never tried to do any shit like this, he always embraced the aura of being a nerd and a theater kid, but JD Vance is trying to be a Big Ol Cowboy for the camera.
Vance both needs to provoke the Libs with his vulgarity, he needs to get the reaction of “oh my, how could you ever say that?” after he explains to the Lib interview why if you don’t cut seed oils out of your diet it makes you a faggot. But then, in the reversal, he needs to be able to explain exactly why he would say this; why the vulgar bombastic right-wing take is actually entirely rational and correct to make, on educated Lib premises. Vance has been indicated as one of the few people who can translate Trump’s vague whims and plans into policy agendas which could be judged as such, something that Trump is resistant to do himself.
This makes Vance shockingly suited to be Trump’s running mate, because Trump is the Master Discourse which is arbitrary and inconsistent, while Vance, Trump’s Loyal Cuck, is the one who can translate S1 —> S2 and develop a University Discourse which is consistent out of the Master’s ramblings. (The other two slots in Lacan’s Four Discourses can perhaps be filled in by Curtis Yarvin as Analyst and Bronze Age Pervert as Hysteric).
Vance is a bold advocate of a government restructuring in the lines of an ambitious program which Yarvin calls RAPE: “Retire All Public Employees”, ie to have a total house-cleaning of the government (right now it is too infested with liberal blue-hairs, communists, and diversity hires and we need to start over). Trump’s Agenda47 and the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 suggest an opportunity to put this in action, with its proposal for widespread restructuring of the government on Rightist terms.
The thing is that this is all a bit tragic because what Yarvin said he was promoting with “neoreaction” or “NRx” was a viewpoint called the “clear pill”. This would be a form of brutal post-ideological political realism which does not recognize ideals but only meritocracy and competence. The government would become run like a tech startup in which efficiency is all that matters. However, Project 2025 is not going to be staffed by hyper-achievers from tech startups; rather ideological loyalists will be sourced off a website that anyone can sign up for. Basically if Project 2025 wins then the entire government will become staffed by Christian Nationalist retards with junior college degrees in bow ties and polo shirts; not exactly the elite we were promised.
Yarvin’s critique on the “Unqualified Reservations” blog was always oriented towards the idea that Leftism was an occulted Protestant theology. Yarvin would critique the militant atheist Richard Dawkins for not being atheist enough, insofar as he still believes in Leftism, which is a form of Christianity. For Yarvin, the only way to truly become an atheism is to reject Leftism.
Therefore it is ironic that his efforts to agitate for regime change would culminate in the Christian Nationalist Project 2025, a proposal for insistence on Christian theology and the governance of the nation-state to align more formally than ever before.
The Plight of the Millennial Generation
If Trump catches a stray bullet from a more successful assassin a year into his term, then JD Vance could very well become the first American President to be a SoyBoy Redditor Millennial Cuck.
It is important to emphasize how Vance’s Millennial perspective might play in his governance. As a Millennial and a Redditor, JD Vance is very interested in throwing “upvotes to the left and the right”, “upvoting” figures like Trump and Yarvin and the Bronze Age Pervert and Raw Egg Nationalist as well as Catholic integralists like Adrian Vermuele. The differences in perspectives between the various Dissident Right figures and difficulty of reconciling questions like paganism vs Catholicism or liberalism vs authoritarianism is less important than the fact that they must all be upvoted.
What is the essence of the Millennial generation? It is the the same as the essence of the Leftist, as defined by the visionary author Angelicism09 in his remarkably insightful piece “The Left is Trampled and Humiliated by Hegelian E-Girls and Jesus Christ”.
The Left is defined by use of the philosophical pronoun “we”. The Leftist is fundamentally he who speaks for “all of us”, by virtue of his benevolence. The philosopher is obligated to become a Leftist, not because he actually is ever planning to lift a finger to fight for some kind of popular struggle, but because if he was not a Leftist, he would have “no one to speak for”. He would have to speak only on behalf of his own desires and not for the “betterment” of the proletariat, which would be a terrifying prospect for him, because he would have to confront his own desire.
The plight of the Millennial is similar. The Millennial is defined by a yearning for community which other generations lack. While Gen X cynicism in music such as Limp Bizkit and Eminem put its middle finger to the world, saying FUCK THE MAN and FUCK SOCIETY and Gen X TV shows like Family Guy gleefully mock the circus show that American life has become, in which deeper meaning cannot be found anywhere — Millennials, on the other hand, want to restore a ground of authenticity to American existence.
Millennials are Heideggerean; they are hoping for an Eregneis in which the ground of authenticity is restored for a revival of Being. The gods, mortals, earth, and sky come together to ground the creation of a new community — the Millennial Polycule Potluck, in which all are able to be recognized in their innermost being (their preferred pronouns) by the cuckmunnity. Millennials will all sing and clap along to some music like Mumford and Sons or the Lumineers and feel like they have finally arrived in the restored National Community which was promised in their birthright. The choir-like earnestness of this style of music has an uncanny resemblance to Evangelical Youth Pastor Worship Gospel, meaning that really the people who did Christian Nationalism first are the Millennials, and in a certain sense, all Millennials are spiritually Christian Nationalists.
Why JD Vance Scares the Hoes
Apparently JD Vance Scares the Hoes. Not surprising.
See, we need women to keep the men honest. None of the aforementioned men such as Yarvin, Bronze Age Pervert, Raw Egg Nationalist, etc. would ever be so bold to counter-signal Vance’s cringe aura, because Vance is Their Guy and he might unironically give them jobs in the Trump Administration if there actually is a Rightist restructuring of the government, under some new kind of patronage system. However women operate according to a different type of logic in who they choose to associate and affiliate with, which is more intuitive.
This horrible annoying bitch Anna is clearly part of the patronage network already. So she has to threaten anyone who simply calls a cringe spade a cringe spade, even though it’s obvious that she is not going to find a compelling reason for why women should not find JD Vance to be off putting and Soy.
However, it is obvious that JD Vance is not merely considered repulsive to women off of aura. His aura is repulsive because of what he represents, which is this Christian NuPatriarchy. Millennial men are scrambling to find a compelling reason why women should marry their cringe personalities rather than becoming cat ladies due to the dearth of Good Men — and the reason they have found is Jesus Christ.
The sexual personae of the American election are getting very interesting. On the one hand, you have Kamala Harris running a “Brat Summer” themed campaign. Charli XCX on her album Brat embodies the social type of the Mid Millennial Woman. She parties heavily despite diminishing returns on enjoying it, is kind of a slut, has no real direction, is a fake bisexual, thinks about settling down in life and having a child but also kind of doesn’t want to, and has a histrionic and “bratty” relationship to perceived authority figures. She basically needs a man to shack up with and help her find the lifestyle which will ultimately give her meaning, but there are No Good Men or they are all taken.
JD Vance is the Mid Millennial Man who is trying to make a pitch to a Mid Millennial Woman that she should settle down with him. He is advancing through the corporate ladder in b2b sales, he pops Zyn and crushes Modelo with the boys, he gambles on sports and cryptocurrency. However he is Mid. Due to his Midness and unwillingness to become Good, he cannot directly appeal to a Brat’s interests to shack up with him, so he uses ideological and rhetorical tricks. He tells her she is obligated to have sex with him for the birthrate, or for Jesus Christ (what’s the difference).
This attitude is creepy for obvious reasons and is a bad attempt at seduction. Therefore there is a huge opening in the Democrat campaign to exploit this to their advantage and double down on Brattiness, polarizing the campaign along sexual difference. But Kamala will win, because all women will be repulsed by Vance, but while men who are Cucks will embrace NuPatriarchy and see in Vance an avatar of their interests, the men who are Chads will just go wherever the women are and go to Brat Summer themed parties so they can have sex with the Brats, and perhaps even vote for Kamala because it is the better play from the perspective of getting pussy.
Why Yarvin Is Not a Non-Leftist
Okay I was going to get around to the point here about why Yarvin is not a Non-Leftist, and in a certain sense is structurally falling into a form of Leftism which Non-Leftism rejects. However this post is getting kind of long and I honestly have more important priorities right now to deal with than writing this blog which I mostly just started as a project to blow off steam. I actually care more to be honest about explaining why JD Vance IS a Yarvin Cuck than defending myself from the charge of being one myself, but now the word count is getting too long.
Okay so stay tuned for a later episode of Angelicism09: Is Angelicism09 a Yarvin Cuck? Pt. 2, in which @pachebelcanon’s argument will be responded to in full to defend the author against the charge of being a Yarvin Cuck, unless I change my mind and feel like doing something different instead.
HOWEVER, Providence has blessed me with the opportunity to show off perfectly how the whole vibe and aura of Millennial Reddit NuMasculinity which JD Vance radiates is actually Leftist. Some new Communist Party just announced its formation; it’s called the American Communist Party. Here is a picture of these guys.
Ok, so first of all, it’s all men.
But secondly, look at the JD Vance NuMasculinity aura emanating from all these guys. Like it would be one thing if it was a squad of dudes who actually looked cool and dripped out, like Opium Label or Homixide Gang or SlayWorld or Shed Theory, but it’s heavily giving Vance. If you don’t see what I mean by this im sorry but I don’t know how to spell it out any further right now.
These guys are the Communist infiltrators and saboteurs trying to corrupt our American Freedom with their Leftist ways and destruction of American Values. I would highly suggest that Kamala or Trump depending on who wins set up a new House Un-American Activities Committee to investigate these traitors and subversives because they openly swear allegiance to foreign powers in an insidious snakeskin costume pretending to be “patriots” and should be debanked and deplatformed if they do not stop their collusion with foreign adversaries. These people are Leftists and threats to the Republic and they are giving VANCE.
Hopefully this is starting to make a bit of sense regarding the manner in which Angelicism09 is not a Yarvin Cuck and embraces Non-Leftism and rejects Leftism in a more complete and holistic manner than the one of Yarvin and his pet Cuck, JD Vance.